Welcome to my author website! Have a good furkle around but make sure you wash your hands afterwards. Hand hygiene is very important.
Hopefully to the right, you will see my blog roll and some links to interesting places. There are tabs above my loofah-haired head, which say a bit about what I’m writing. I write funny stuff for children and really horrible crime for adults with rude bits in it.
Please do comment if you fancy, as long as you’re not offering to sell me fake Uggs or lady-relations with Russian girls. Victor is my PR lackey. He smells of onions and has a large beard. Oddly, he also pretends to be me, but don’t worry…he won’t bite and there are no bran flakes or egg chunks stuck in his moustache.